:: Top 10 Jobs for a Mac Programmer ::
:::August 9, 2008:::
10. Microwaving at McDonald's - Years of experience of button pushing.09. Designer of a battery operated battery changer - good for changing it's own batteries. 08. IBM home technician - checks to see if everything is plugged in. 07. Microsoft hardware designer - counts the number of pins at the end of the plugs. 06. Speed bump - cheaper than tar. 05. Golf ball manufacturer - used to working with computer chips that size. 04. Roasting marshmallows with a toothpick (and they wonder why they set their hands on fire.) 03. Designer of an underwater electrical socket. 02. Writing jokes about themselves to go on this web site. 01. Suicidal counselor - helps people realize they could be worse! www.anti-apple.com |
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