:: If Apple Wanted To Innovate The Way We Poo! ::
:::May 11, 2008:::
 The Air Poo is everything Apple could stuff into a toilet, negative OS X. The multi-touch flushpad intuitively applies 1 finger swipe to send # 1 down the pipes and 2 fingers for # 2, which its built-in iPod dock and surround sound masks with "crystal clear highs and bowel-shaking lows." There's a dock for the "greatest laptop available" for potty-surfing, and of course, a heated toilet seat to keep your bum toasty for as long as your MacBook Air battery lasts. It is rumored that the future firmware update will add cushioned ass-wiping with faux Global Positioning System for unbelievably accurate strokes to the feature list, for just twenty dollars. |
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